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Why did Zed tell Jay that the black MiB suit is the "last suit" he'll ever wear?

Zed: Edwards! Let's put it on.
Jay: Put what on?
Zed: The last suit you'll ever wear.

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To everyone saying that its because MiB agents don't retire, there is the issue that at the beginning of MiB K's partner does 'retire'. K has to neuralise him because he can't keep up with the job anymore. This leaves K partner-less, which is how J is recruited into the role. –  Lego Stormtroopr Feb 25 at 22:28
    
@LegoStormtroopr characters in fiction do not always state physical laws of the universe when they say things. Zed did mean one thing that would later be refuted by the actions you quote. It doesn't create some kind of circular arguement. –  Paul Feb 26 at 14:03
    
@Paul Yes. But everyone is stating that people don't retire from MiB. When in fact they do. In hindsight I realised, that at the end of MiB1, J retires K and K starts working for the postal service. The movie starts and ends with two different peoples retirements. So everyone saying that agents don't retire is flat out wrong. –  Lego Stormtroopr Feb 26 at 22:13
    
But when K retires, is he still 'K'? If he's retired, he's a different person with different memories. So it was the last suit 'K' ever wore. –  JBCP Feb 27 at 16:20
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I think Zed is alluding to two aspects of life as a Man In Black:

  1. They are always on duty. Forget about wearing a non-black suit to attend your cousin's wedding, you'll be too busy protecting the Earth from space horrors.
  2. MiB's tend to die with their boots (and suits) on, so they're not likely to retire and wear something else.

On both counts Zed may not be entirely serious. Kay certainly enjoys some deadpan mockery of their new recruit, and Zed could be doing so as well.

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I believe the other (minor) aspect is that because of the alien technology owned by MiB the suit will never wear out. –  DJClayworth Feb 25 at 18:09
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point 1 is misleading. They could have plenty of time to go visit their cousins. However, their identities/old lives have been erased (possibly with the nuerolyzer). –  Colin D Feb 25 at 18:41
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Maybe he just wanted to say "this job's gonna be awesome, boy!" –  Trollwut Feb 25 at 18:44
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There is also in mib2 the quote like (from my memories) "the last suit you'll ever wear. again" from J to K, where he seems quite irritated when stating it. I have always assumed that this is what they tell every new mib agent when they get their suit. –  PlasmaHH Feb 25 at 20:03
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Aside from the fact that it is core to the Men In Black mythology in general - they're omnipresent, even if not noticed, but you can always identify them from their identical suits ... I've actually always taken Zed's line to be a bit morbid:

Because that's the suit you wear on the job, and you're probably going to die on this job, and then we bury you. In that suit.

Making it literally the last suit Jay will ever wear.

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'And no one quits MiB' –  Pureferret Feb 25 at 17:38
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Exactly. Another way to look at the line, I think, is: "Don't plan on retirement". –  joshbirk Feb 25 at 17:41
    
And K himself. Well, kinda. Sorta. However, just because you tell your troops that they'll die with their boots on doesn't mean it will actually happen to all of them. But it is a good bet most of them will. –  joshbirk Feb 25 at 22:09
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I believe what he is saying is that he'll never leave the job.

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It's largely a hyperbolic statement.

We know that MiB's are allowed to retire. Just within (and between) the movies, K's previous partner does. K does. L does. T does.

We know that they're not referring to that specific suit because they have extras in their lockers

Let's look at what exactly Zed says. From the script (note that the final theatrical version was slightly different, omitting the part about expenditures):

ZED Then let's put it on.

EDWARDS Put what on?

ZED The last suit you'll ever wear.

CUT TO:

INT. MIB BUILDING - LOCKER ROOM - DAY

Like the rest of the place, the MIB locker room is all white. White walls, white floor, white ceiling, white lockers. ZED'S VOICE comes over:

ZED (O.S.) From now on, you'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MIB Special Services.

EDWARDS reaches out and opens a white locker, revealing a BLACK SUIT hung from a hanger in the middle. Above it, on the shelf, a BLACK HAT and a pair of BLACK SUNGLASSES. On the bottom, a pair of SHINY BLACK SHOES.

INT. MIB BUILDING - HEADQUARTERS - DAY

KAY is at a computer terminal. On screen are EDWARDS's birth certificate, driver's license, social security card, library card, everything. ZED'S VOICE continues:

ZED (O.S.) You'll conform to the identity we give you, eat where we tell you, live where we tell you, get approval for any expenditure over a hundred dollars.

INT. MIB BUILDING LASER BOOTH - DAY

EDWARDS stands in a cramped white booth.

He holds both his hands on a TEN-FINGERED KEYPAD, pressing down hard. The pad glows red, a SEARING sound comes from his hands, and he grimaces as more lasers instantly and (not at all) painlessly change his fingerprints.

ZED (O.S.) You will have no identifying marks of any kind. You will not stand out in any way.

INT. MIB BUILDING - HEADQUARTERS - DAY

One by one, KAY deletes EDWARDS's identity cards.

On the computer screen is EDWARDS' full name -- JAMES DARREL EDWARDS III. Kay punches a couple keys, and the cursor begins to sweep from right to left, starting to eliminate the rightmost letters of EDWARDS's name.

ZED (O.S.) Your entire image is carefully crafted to leave no lasting memory whatsoever with anyone you encounter.

INT. MIB BUILDING - LOCKER ROOM - DAY

Pants come off the hanger. The white shirt is removed.

More letters are eliminated from his name. It reads "JAMES DARREL ED..." then "JAMES DARR..."

ZED (O.S.) You're a rumor, recognizable only as deja vu and dismissed just as quickly. You don't exist; you were never even born.

The coat is removed. The hat comes off the shelf.

ZED (O.S.) Anonymity is your name. Silence your native tongue.

"JAMES..." "JAM..."

ZED (O.S.) You are no longer part of "the system." We're above the system. Over it. Beyond it.

Feet slip into black shoes. A belt is buckled. A tie pushed up.

ZED (O.S.) We're "them." We're "they."

On screen, all that's left is the letter "J."

As the coat is buttoned, we notice the sleeve. Monogrammed on the cuff is, simply, the letter "J."

MiB agents do not officially exist. To maintain that secrecy, they are only allowed to live in certain places, only allowed to eat in certain places, and are only allowed to wear a specific uniform. They're not allowed to wear any other suits.

The key phrase here is:

ZED (O.S.) From now on, you'll dress only in attire specially sanctioned by MIB Special Services.

The suit he has just been given is the last one he will ever wear because it is the last one he will be approved to wear (probably barring replacements or updated uniforms).

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Well seeing as this is a secret government agency, and when he's getting his fingers burned off erasing him from the "system". you can kind of put together that he no longer exists, and that this will be his last job, because if you notice in the beginning once you get too old, or no longer suitable for the job anymore your mind gets wiped and your no longer in the system, just retired. (hence, last job, besides close watched retirement)

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I don't think the finger prints need to be burned off, you just remove copies from all the data bases (as often as needed) –  James Jenkins Feb 25 at 19:59
    
@JamesJenkins Fingerprints and nothing else would still allow a "John Doe" file that links multiple incidents together. Erasing their fingerprints is far, far safer –  Izkata Feb 26 at 0:36
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To counter some of the more morbid answers here, we could also dive in to what "you" means. Post retirement neutralization Jay is certainly a different person than the Jay standing there, stepped in the secrets of the MIB. It's a Jay who took another path and never wore that suit to begin with. In that sense, knowing that Jay could never leave the agency without losing the part of his memory that ever knew about it, this suit is truly the last one he will ever wear—regardless of how his life ends.

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