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But then they arrive. There is no hint of electrcity. They are surprised, but not too much. After all, it is an old castle. They might casually mention it to their friends, who realize that they have a good point. Eventually, the teachers find out. They look into it, and it seems cool, even though Edison is merely a really clever Muggle. They decide to try it out. One of them buys a couple of lightbulbs and some sort of hand-cranked electric generator (I'm sure they could find one somewhere). They bring it to Hogwarts, everyone all excited, even the snobbish purebloods, and try to get it to work. For second, the lightbulb glows prettily. Everyone oohs and ahs. Then, it promptly explodes. Just in case it was a fluke, they try irit again. Still doesn't work. Convinced that electricty will never amount to a thing, they give up trying.

Zoom ahead to a few years. People pretty much accept there's no electricity at Hogwarts now, as even if it would work, they somehow would have to casually subscribe to an electric company to provide it with power without anyone noticing, and then they'd deal withnoticing; after all the purebloods complaining that they miss the candles. Life goes on. Soon, handheld electronic devices becomemuggles only see a thing. Maybe those '80s huge cellphonesdecrepit ruin saying "Danger! Do not enter, or even pocket calculators from as early as the 1970sunsafe!" (they MUST teach math atGoF Chapter 11 pg 166). It would be hard to explain to a SCHOOLmuggle contractor that you need to wire a decrepit ruin, riiiight.and furthermore, that the ruin would run up a high electric bill monthly.

However, they do notice the presence of electric things.?) As seen in this: https://web.archive.org/web/20060316221619/http://www.jkrowling.com/textonly/en/faq_view.cfm?id=81

archived FAQ with Rowling, the camera and radio are brought in. None of them seemboth adapted to work around magic. BefuddledTherefore, some ambitious math nerds readthey must have realized at some old records to see if anything had previously happened like this. They see the lightbulb experiment, and point it out to a teacher. It is decided that electricity won't work because magic, and Bathilda messes with electricity. As electricity mainly is immediately notified to include this tidbit inruined by the new editionoverbearing presence of her book. Soonmagic, it becomes common knowledge, not that anyone would know it but wizard/witch children. Every yearonly really matter in places like Hogwarts or the Ministry of Magic, oblivious muggle bornswhich is why it would strut into school with fancy phones, laptopsonly be included in text such as "Hogwarts: A History", Nintendo-whateversexplaining why Ron wouldn't realize that bugging Rita Skeeter (GoF, and TI-84s all hyped to learn magicChapter 28, only to learn they have to live without the Internet for seven yearspage 547 in my edition) is pointless.

Still, eventually they forget, asonly children who are aware magic is AWESOME, and conveniently forgetexist would know that electricty doesn't tend to tellwork around it. Muggle-borns would probably bring all their younger siblings thatelectronics with them, blissfully unaware until their iPhones will bet set aflame the first time they try to check Instagramexplode, much to the entertainment of their wizard/witch friends.

[So, OK, none of this This is remotely conanhow at least wizard children are kept aware of progressing technology in any waythe world. As far as adults go, most don't care, but whatever happenedthere is always the occasional Arthur Weasley who will go and collect plugs and batteries (GoF, it was probably something along those linesChapter 4, page 46 my edition) and whatnot.]

But then they arrive. There is no hint of electrcity. They are surprised, but not too much. After all, it is an old castle. They might casually mention it to their friends, who realize that they have a good point. Eventually, the teachers find out. They look into it, and it seems cool, even though Edison is merely a really clever Muggle. They decide to try it out. One of them buys a couple of lightbulbs and some sort of hand-cranked electric generator (I'm sure they could find one somewhere). They bring it to Hogwarts, everyone all excited, even the snobbish purebloods, and try to get it to work. For second, the lightbulb glows prettily. Everyone oohs and ahs. Then, it promptly explodes. Just in case it was a fluke, they try ir again. Still doesn't work. Convinced that electricty will never amount to a thing, they give up trying.

Zoom ahead to a few years. People pretty much accept there's no electricity at Hogwarts now, as even if it would work, they somehow would have to casually subscribe to an electric company to provide it with power without anyone noticing, and then they'd deal with all the purebloods complaining that they miss the candles. Life goes on. Soon, handheld electronic devices become a thing. Maybe those '80s huge cellphones, or even pocket calculators from as early as the 1970s (they MUST teach math at a SCHOOL, riiiight...?), are brought in. None of them seem to work. Befuddled, some ambitious math nerds read some old records to see if anything had previously happened like this. They see the lightbulb experiment, and point it out to a teacher. It is decided that electricity won't work because magic, and Bathilda is immediately notified to include this tidbit in the new edition of her book. Soon, it becomes common knowledge, not that anyone would know it but wizard/witch children. Every year, oblivious muggle borns would strut into school with fancy phones, laptops, Nintendo-whatevers, and TI-84s all hyped to learn magic, only to learn they have to live without the Internet for seven years.

Still, eventually they forget, as magic is AWESOME, and conveniently forget to tell their younger siblings that their iPhones will bet set aflame the first time they try to check Instagram, much to the entertainment of their wizard friends.

[So, OK, none of this is remotely conan in any way, but whatever happened, it was probably something along those lines.]

But then they arrive. There is no hint of electrcity. They are surprised, but not too much. After all, it is an old castle. They might casually mention it to their friends, who realize that they have a good point. Eventually, the teachers find out. They look into it, and it seems cool, even though Edison is merely a really clever Muggle. They decide to try it out. One of them buys a couple of lightbulbs and some sort of hand-cranked electric generator (I'm sure they could find one somewhere). They bring it to Hogwarts, everyone all excited, even the snobbish purebloods, and try to get it to work. For second, the lightbulb glows prettily. Everyone oohs and ahs. Then, it promptly explodes. Just in case it was a fluke, they try it again. Still doesn't work. Convinced that electricty will never amount to a thing, they give up trying.

Zoom ahead to a few years. People pretty much accept there's no electricity at Hogwarts now, as even if it would work, they somehow would have to casually subscribe to an electric company to provide it with power without anyone noticing; after all, muggles only see a decrepit ruin saying "Danger! Do not enter, unsafe!" (GoF Chapter 11 pg 166). It would be hard to explain to a muggle contractor that you need to wire a decrepit ruin, and furthermore, that the ruin would run up a high electric bill monthly.

However, they do notice the presence of electric things. As seen in this: https://web.archive.org/web/20060316221619/http://www.jkrowling.com/textonly/en/faq_view.cfm?id=81

archived FAQ with Rowling, the camera and radio are both adapted to work around magic. Therefore, they must have realized at some point that magic messes with electricity. As electricity mainly is ruined by the overbearing presence of magic, it would only really matter in places like Hogwarts or the Ministry of Magic, which is why it would only be included in text such as "Hogwarts: A History", explaining why Ron wouldn't realize that bugging Rita Skeeter (GoF, Chapter 28, page 547 in my edition) is pointless.

Still, only children who are aware magic exist would know that electricty doesn't tend to work around it. Muggle-borns would probably bring all their electronics with them, blissfully unaware until their iPhones explode, much to the entertainment of their wizard/witch friends. This is how at least wizard children are kept aware of progressing technology in the world. As far as adults go, most don't care, but there is always the occasional Arthur Weasley who will go and collect plugs and batteries (GoF, Chapter 4, page 46 my edition) and whatnot.

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Imagine this: a muggle born student comes to Hogwarts near the end of the ninteenth century. The lightbulb is just becoming a thing, and they can't help but think that surely a magical school would have them. Heck, Mr. Edison was even called "The Wizard of Menlo Park". That's seems to be a big hint!

But then they arrive. There is no hint of electrcity. They are surprised, but not too much. After all, it is an old castle. They might casually mention it to their friends, who realize that they have a good point. Eventually, the teachers find out. They look into it, and it seems cool, even though Edison is merely a really clever Muggle. They decide to try it out. One of them buys a couple of lightbulbs and some sort of hand-cranked electric generator (I'm sure they could find one somewhere). They bring it to Hogwarts, everyone all excited, even the snobbish purebloods, and try to get it to work. For second, the lightbulb glows prettily. Everyone oohs and ahs. Then, it promptly explodes. Just in case it was a fluke, they try ir again. Still doesn't work. Convinced that electricty will never amount to a thing, they give up trying.

Zoom ahead to a few years. People pretty much accept there's no electricity at Hogwarts now, as even if it would work, they somehow would have to casually subscribe to an electric company to provide it with power without anyone noticing, and then they'd deal with all the purebloods complaining that they miss the candles. Life goes on. Soon, handheld electronic devices become a thing. Maybe those '80s huge cellphones, or even pocket calculators from as early as the 1970s (they MUST teach math at a SCHOOL, riiiight...?), are brought in. None of them seem to work. Befuddled, some ambitious math nerds read some old records to see if anything had previously happened like this. They see the lightbulb experiment, and point it out to a teacher. It is decided that electricity won't work because magic, and Bathilda is immediately notified to include this tidbit in the new edition of her book. Soon, it becomes common knowledge, not that anyone would know it but wizard/witch children. Every year, oblivious muggle borns would strut into school with fancy phones, laptops, Nintendo-whatevers, and TI-84s all hyped to learn magic, only to learn they have to live without the Internet for seven years.

Still, eventually they forget, as magic is AWESOME, and conveniently forget to tell their younger siblings that their iPhones will bet set aflame the first time they try to check Instagram, much to the entertainment of their wizard friends.

[So, OK, none of this is remotely conan in any way, but whatever happened, it was probably something along those lines.]