Scene 3. Int. Ancient Spaceship
FORD: Passengers!
ZAPHOD: Yeah.
FORD: But alive!
ZAPHOD: Sleeping.
FORD: For all these years?
ZAPHOD: Suspended animation.
FORD: And the voice we heard?
ZAPHOD: Android stewardess! Look, here she comes now.
STEWARDESS: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for bearing
with us during this slight delay. We will be taking off as soon as we
possibly can. If you would like to wake up now, I will serve you
coffee and biscuits. Wake up now.
[A bell sounds]
ZAPHOD: Run man!!
PASSENGERS: I demand…I refuse… What kind of ship… When… Slight
delay... Where is it... What do you mean…! [More shouting and alarmed
protesting]
[Running footsteps]
ZAPHOD: [Panting] U. Hey, what gives man? What gives, what gives, what
gives? What gives?
FORD: I mean they woke up! They-they all woke up! I was- I- I’ve
never- I wa -
AUTOPILOT: Passengers are not allowed on the flight deck. Please
return to your seats and wait for the ship to take off. Coffee and
biscuits are being served. This is your Autopilot speaking. Please
return to your seats.
ZAPHOD: Go back in there?
FORD: We’re not passengers.
AUTOPILOT: Please return to your seats.
ZAPHOD: No, we’re not passengers.
AUTOPILOT: Please return to your seats.
ZAPHOD: We’re not… Hello? Can you hear me?
FORD: What’s happening on this hell ship?
AUTOPILOT: There has been a delay. The passengers are kept in
temporary suspended animation for their comfort and convenience.
Coffee and biscuits are served every ten years, after which passengers
are returned to suspended animation for their comfort and convenience.
Departure will take place when flight stores are complete. We
apologise for the delay.
FORD: Delay? Have you seen the world outside this ship? It’s a
wasteland. A desert. Civilisation’s been and gone. It’s over. There
are no lemon-soaked paper napkins on the way from anywhere.
AUTOPILOT: The statistical likelihood is that other civilisations will
arise. There will one day be lemon-soaked paper napkins. ‘Till then,
there will be a short delay. Please return to your seats.