I'm looking for a really weird book or story I read a while back. There were weird creatures disguised as humans. A man makes the mistake of having sex with one of the them and ends up having a mask put on his face that he can never take off, and he has to wander around naked for a while. Then he has to fight a giant serpent. Or something like that.


This is the famously weird novel Time Snake and Superclown (1976) by Vincent King.

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The main character, a "Watcher", is charged with looking after the human race, which are now human in appearance only. Humanity seems to have been replaced by "wraiths": they are "dead" on the inside but wear a kind of synthetic skin on the outside that makes them appear human. He mates with one of these wraiths, and she subsequently permanently transforms his face into a clown face. I'm not sure that he has to walk around totally naked, but she does steal his pants — something that he is not aware of immediately. He wanders around bottomless for a good chunk of the book.

By the end of the novel, he fulfills his destiny, which is to battle the Time Snake.

It's been called the most demented novel of all time.

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    I want to read this now; +1 – Often Right Sep 3 '15 at 2:03
  • Nice! Now I want to read it... I was thinking a bit of Orson Scott Card's Wyrms, which only kinda matched.... but is similarly demented. – Lexible Sep 3 '15 at 2:09
  • Yup, this is it. Can't wait to read this madness again... – user51273 Sep 3 '15 at 2:12
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    @Lexible : Time Snake and Superclown is wonderfully insane. Enjoy! – Praxis Sep 3 '15 at 2:19
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    In other news: sales of Time Snake and Superclown mysteriously skyrocket! – Organic Marble Sep 3 '15 at 2:41

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