I work for a large government organization. My boss is a total jerk who abuses those working under him. I've tried contacting HR before but they won't do anything about him.
Anyways, I screwed up again. My jerk boss is going to be super pissed.
I came out of hyperspace too close to some stupid planet and the rebels were able to detect us. It's not a big deal really but he'll make a big thing about it like he always does when something isn't his fault. If it were his f- up, he would say something like 'I meant to do that' or 'It went exactly as I had foreseen it' — yeah right.
I'm going to try to play it off like I wanted to come out of hyperspace too close — maybe like I wanted to in order to surprise them.
Anyways, I'm thinking he might choke me out for this one.
Would faking my death fool him into stop Force-choking me to death or would he know that I'm not dead yet?