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It's the early to mid 1980s. A group of us are members of a school movie club -- once a week we get to stay late after school, take over the commonroom and watch a movie of our choice.

The group has some eclectic tastes, and we've all seen the blockbuster films in the cinema already anyway, so in the club we often end up watching the weirdest, wackiest, low-budget stuff that we could find in the bargain basket at the video rental shop.

This particular week, we have a sci-fi spoof movie. It is spectactularly awful: even set alongside the other junk we'd been watching, this one was so bad it actually stopped getting bad and started getting good again.

It featured a bad-guy character who was clearly a spoof of Darth Vader, but with a black tubular helmet that was probably fashioned by the props department by rolling up a piece card and taping it together.

It also featured a 'princess' fleeing from the bad guy. Somehow or other they arrive on Earth. In one particularly moving scene, she runs through someone's living room and shoves a cylinder vacuum cleaner across the floor into the path of the chasing baddies. They then spend time pulling it apart, believing it to be a droid containing vital secrets. (I can't imagine where that plot device came from...). We are later treated to a scene of a group of short aliens rummaging among the dust bunnies that they've extracted from the "droid".

As I say, it was an awful film, but annoyingly it has stuck in my memory. Or at least, a few random bits of it have. But I can't remember what it was called, or who was in it, or indeed most of the plot. And that's what's bugging me. I just can't get it out of my head, and I need to move on.

So I'm asking for help from the movie identification experts here. If you can help me to remember, it might help me to forget. :-D

[Note: Before you even suggest it, this is most definitely NOT Spaceballs]

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    Was this movie in English? Or possibly dubbed in English? – Pants Jul 8 '16 at 18:38
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    Not sure why you thought the community would go for SpaceBalls. No vacuums were harmed in the making of that film snicker – Matt Jul 8 '16 at 22:08
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Hardware Wars

"Hardware Wars is a 1978 short film parody of a teaser trailer for the science fiction film Star Wars. The thirteen-minute film, which was released shortly after Star Wars, consisted of little more than inside jokes and visual puns that heavily depended upon audience familiarity with the original.[editorializing] The theme song is Richard Wagner's famous "Ride of the Valkyries". The tagline was "You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss three bucks goodbye."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hardware_Wars

Here is a video:

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    Hmm. Nah, that wasn't it -- too high quality. :-p – Simba Jul 8 '16 at 14:57
  • Ah, Hardware Wars. Don't forget Closet Cases of the Nerd Kind! – Todd Wilcox Jul 8 '16 at 15:21
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    Thanks for this one. Made me laugh. Don't mistake my upvote for a "I believe this is the answer" though. – Mr Lister Jul 8 '16 at 16:57
  • the talk of bad darth vader helmet and cylinder vacuum reminded me of this one – NKCampbell Jul 8 '16 at 17:07
  • Where'd they get the Muppet? – JAB Jul 8 '16 at 18:48
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Could this have been Star Odyssey, the 1978/1979 (sources differ) Italian film also published as Space Odyssey, Metallica, Captive Planet, or informally "Italian Star Wars"? With several VHS releases evident online, it would probably have been a prime candidate for a bad movie night in the mid 80s.

It's a full-length film (1hr 43min) known for being low-budget and awful, it contains a tubular black card-stock costume for a Vader-inspired villain, and much of the movie is spent in a house on Earth.

The entire film is apparently public domain, and is hosted on archive.org as well as several YouTube uploads.

Tubular Darth Cylindrical Droid Living Room Warriors

  • Do you recall the scenes that the OP was trying to describe in some shape or form? That cylinder robot looks like the vacuum the OP was speaking of. – Matt Jul 8 '16 at 22:09
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    Thanks for the answer. I watched it via your link on Archive. I gasped, I cringed, I wept. I is truly diabolically awful. This isn't the film I'm looking for, but it is a great answer. – Simba Jul 11 '16 at 7:57

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