I remember exceedingly little about this story. I think it was some sort of sci-fi.
- Written circa 2000 +/- 10.
- Two main characters are young adult males in modern day USA.
- When telecommunicating (phone? email? text?) they use a particularly absurd slang, where the code phrases sound blatantly criminal. For example, if one wants the other to go to the bar, he might say "Let's assassinate the President tonight".