There's a joke Dumbledore never finishes in The Goblet of Fire:

"I am not joking, Mr. Weasley," he said, "though now that you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar..."

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire - The Triwizard Tournament

Is a canon answer ever given as to how the joke ends?

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    Then the bartender says, *"What'll it be today, Umbridge?" :P – Mal Aug 20 '17 at 19:11
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    @marcellothearcane There is no room for fun on stack exchange. This is a place for serious business such as solving programming issues and explaining children's books to adults. – Raditz_35 Aug 20 '17 at 20:01
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    It's a metajoke, playing on the real world existence of various jokes beginning with some set of people walking into a bar. I doubt Ms. Rowling had any particular joke in mind. – chepner Aug 20 '17 at 20:32
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    According to Professor McGonagall, it ends badly. – Gaultheria Aug 20 '17 at 20:46
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    "... and bartender looks up and says, 'What is this? Some sort of a joke?'" – FuzzyBoots Aug 21 '17 at 3:34

It's hard to prove a negative, but I haven't been able to find a canon answer to this, so I believe the answer is "No" we never find out how the joke ends.

"A ---, a --- and a --- go into a bar" is a common opening line for jokes, so it seems clear that JKR simply picked a variation of the line that was appropriate for the wizarding world. If she had made up a punch line that she thought was funny, there is no reason for her not to have included it.

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