Starts off with Harry after Hogwarts entering his house with some fire whisky on Halloween (or the day before). He also is commenting on how he wishes that on this day that journalists leave him alone to mourn.
He then finds a joker card with his mail and no matter what he does to get rid of it, it will always come back again. He also has the three Deathly Hallows even though he threw the stone in the forest and left the Elder Wand in the headmaster's tomb.
He can’t seem to get rid of them and after he tries they return to him.
Sitting in one of the room he waits for midnight to start drinking and at twelve is sent back in time or to a different universe. He also got sorted in Hufflepuff I think. I think I read it on fanfiction.net.