In the early 1990s, local television network affiliates across North America aired this promotional advertisement for *The Next Generation*, featuring a song sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDk3eaeao8E Jean-Luc Geordi's specs Mysteries on the holodecks Asteroids Triple droids Telepathic Betazoids Transporter Deadly claw Visitor from L.A. Law Photons No Kirk Captain who has gone berserk Shuttlecraft Counselor Troi Doctor Crusher's little boy Klingon rites Parasites New heights Phaser fights Data's head Tasha's dead Riker's hangin' by a thread Celebration Transformation Everyone to battle stations We didn't start the series It's the Next Generation on your favourite station We didn't start the series But when we are gone it will still be on and on and on... We didn't start the series... **Who performed this song?** I haven't been able to find a web site or other source with this information. (Bonus: Who wrote the lyrics?)