Squirrel Girl can bite with 1,085,000 pounds of pressure.
This is revealed in issue 33 of The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.
Guys, I've always had the proportional abilities of a squirrel. Tail like they have, but scaled up to human size. Leaping like they do, but scaled up to human size.
But the thing most people forget about squirrels is their ...