In a word, no.
Your boss will almost certainly use his force-powers to crush your windpipe. You won't be able to pretend to be dying because you'll be too busy actually dying.
Your boss has the ability to sense life, dude. It's reasonably certain that he can tell whether you're alive or dead:
Her voice faded, and her hand dropped away. Obi-Wan felt the ...
It's important to remember that the Jedi have always been strange and mysterious. Even in the Old Republic, with the Jedi Council in its prime, probably 99.9999% of the population never got anywhere near a Jedi, and even fewer ever experienced a Jedi using Force powers. It's likely that the 30-year-old Tarkin would have been just as dismissive of of the ...
As with many questions about the Force, the answer depends on a certain point of view.
Yoda says that the dark side is not stronger. However, you note several feats performed by Sith that are far more powerful than anything we've seen Jedi do with the light side of the force. In addition, there the lightsaber duels. Darth Maul is beaten by Obi-wan, but he ...
Jedi were declared traitors to the Republic. It was politically expedient for both the state AND individuals (especially government people) to relegate them to as far back in the mind as possible.
It's like someone discussing monarchy in Soviet Russia in 1938. Yeah, it was merely 20 years since the Revolution. But...
I'm going to go against the stream here and say possibly.
Although your boss has the ability to sense life, it is not at all certain how sensitive it is to individuals - especially employees that do not have Force in their skill portfolio (it comes with a better pay, but also high chances to be violently killed). You might slip through, especially if you ...
There is definitely a correlation between the two, despite what some fans who dislike the midichlorian concept say (I can sympathize). See Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith by Stover, a book which is G-level canon.
Here is the appropriate quote (p. 417, hardback, first edition):
And you rage and scream and reach through the Force to crush the
shadow who ...
The simple answer is that the Council knew Anakin was a critical player in the events of the future, but they didn't know how or why. They had no clue what bringing balance to the Force entailed. Looking back, it is obvious, but in the canon, they didn't. In fact, read this quote from the Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith book, by Matthew Stover (p. 213, ...
It's because what the Jedi Order call "balance" is not the middle point between dark and light side, i'ts the absence of Dark Side use :
Traditional Jedi were keen to keep the Force "in balance". They attempted to achieve this by destroying the Sith and denying the dark side—essentially "keeping balance" by restoring the Force to its natural state, as ...
Because it means a member of the military that he himself commands is...
There, I said it. We're talking about a 7ft tall maniac who can, merely by thinking about it, choke you from across the room without touching you. And that certainly wasn't Vader's first demonstration of such. Even if they thought he was a con, merely 20 years prior the entire ...
I'm afraid the answer is something unanticipatingly simple and banal: there was no point.
Assuming that you meant Anakin the Good Guy's Force Ghost from ROTJ Special Edition:
Anakin's Force Ghost has absolutely nothing worth saying that Kylo Ren doesn't already know and taken into consideration.
What is he going to say to change Kylo's mind?
AFG: Ben, I ...
The goal is stealth. Even if he somehow manages to use force-persuasion on everyone he encounters, this still doesn't factor in the possibility of his being seen by a droid, a security monitor or simply someone that he didn't notice. His failing to maintain a stealthy approach could also lead to the others being put at graver risk, not to mention the sheer ...
At the end of Revenge of the Sith (2005), Yoda talks to Obi-Wan Kenobi about meeting an old friend, his old master, Qui-Gon Jinn, who we know became a force ghost.
02:04:50 - Yoda: One who has returned from the netherworld of the Force.
02:04:53 - Yoda: Your old master.
02:04:56 - Obi-Wan: Qui-Gon?
02:05:00 - Yoda: How to commune with him I ...
The Dark Side seems more powerful because Dark Side users don't restrict themselves in what they do with the Force as per the examples in the question - my take has always been that the Jedi etc could achieve effects of the same magnitude but choose not to.
Earlier in the film
"He will join us or die." - Vader
"Join me." - Vader
"NEVER!" - Luke
"So...let my son be tortured to the breaking point by Sidious, or kill him...oh look, he's falling. Decision made." - Vader's thoughts
"Eat pit, Jedi." - Vader
It would seem to follow, if midichlorians were responsible for a person's connection to the Force, that this would be this case.
Since Vader does NOT become notably weaker in the Force after losing hands or other limbs, but rather grows in strength, that midichlorians are NOT the tie between people and the Force.
"But," you say, "Qui-Gon said so himself!"
Tutaminis is a difficult skill to master. As Wookieepedia notes:
it was a rare feat to be capable of dissipating concentrated energy such as what makes up a blasterbolt or lightsaber blade.
If tutaminis was easy to master, no Jedi or Sith would ever die by lightsaber blade or blaster bolt. Of all the thousands of Jedi in the galaxy, Wookieepedia only ...
Anakin is desperate and gullible
In universe, Anakin is not very bright, and he trusts Sidious implicitly. He describes Sidious to Obi-Wan as "a mentor and a friend". Sidious has had more than ten years to cultivate a relationship with Anakin.
Anakin is desperate for help because of his prophetic dreams. He does go to the Jedi first, but Yoda is incredibly ...
He didn’t understand what had happened
The knowledge of how to become a Force ghost was known to very few. Anakin certainly did not know it back during the Clone Wars era:
ANAKIN: Everything that we know about the Force tells us that an individual
retaining their identity after death is impossible.
YODA: Everything that we know, yes.
But what ...
What the Emperor tells Luke is actually:
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design.
The difference may seem irrelevant (especially since the Emperor does tell Vader, earlier in the movie, "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.") However, combined with other statements that the Emperor makes, what he says to Luke strongly ...
Depends who you ask
There are a lot of different views between the Force, some which have a Light and Dark side, some which don't, and some which have some other view.
The Jedi Order's view
In Legends, this philosophy was called the Living Force. This view stated that the Force was divided between light and dark, with no state in between. Those who try to ...
Within the Star Wars canon, there are remarkably few members of Yoda's species that we can point at. Of the five that have appeared in any officially licensed media (Minch, Oteg, Vandar, Yaddle and Yoda), all have been active members of the Jedi order. This obviously doesn't preclude that a member of his species might turn to the Dark Side of the Force but ...
According to the expert (Snoke), he is talented. But he has a major weakness (he has the pull of the Light side he's combatting).
When next Snoke spoke there was an intimacy in his voice, a familiarity that stood in sharp contrast to the commanding tone he had used with Hux.
“I have never had a student with such promise—before you.”
Ren straightened. “...
The same as the propagation delay for hologram transmissions; presumably instantaneous
As mentioned in a related question, Darth Sidious once Force-choked Dooku from "light-years" away; the hologram of Sidious and Dooku's asphyxiation were perfectly in-sync, which means Sidious' Force use propagated no slower than his hologrammatic self did.
When he first looked for advice from Yoda about his vision, he did not hear what he wanted to hear. From Star Wars Episode 3 Revenge of the Sith Script
YODA: Careful you must be when sensing the future, Anakin. The fear of loss is a path to the dark side.
ANAKIN: I won't let these visions come true, Master Yoda.
YODA: Death is a natural part of life. ...
If you go by canon's theory that midichlorian counts are The Thing:
Anakin Skywalker (over 20,000 per cell; source: Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace)
Luke Skywalker (source: "Lucas has said in interviews that Luke Skywalker had the same total midi-chlorian count that Anakin did at birth")
Yoda is referring to the first interpretation you offer. I admit, upon looking at the quote written down it is somewhat ambiguous, but in the context in which Yoda made that comment he was clearly referring to his inability to achieve immortality. The latter interpretation is only possible due to Yoda's strange speech pattern, not the intended inference.