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"This car makes me want to weep, and then die." Tim Curry as Nigel St. Nigel -- American Duos episode of Psych -- EP01 S02

"It is our choices, Harry, that show who we truly are, far more than our abilities." -- Albus Dumbledore -- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

"No reward is worth this." -- Han Solo -- Star Wars: A New Hope

"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." -- Albus Dumbledore -- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Because it sometimes comes up: Yes, I am female. Guilty pleasures include impolite swear words, the rare dirty martini with extra olives, Steampunk, all things gothic, Goth/EBM/Industrial music, and dark, smokey clubs. Stealth eldergoth. I appreciate black clothing, black humor, real books, excessive semi-colons, and effective sarcasm. INFJ, if you're into that sort of thing. Regarding social niceties, I'm pretty uncomplicated: "We be nice to them if they be nice to us." I like words and people. I'm not a programmer, not a "woman in tech," and I don't speak code. Fandom: My rep comes exclusively from Harry Potter Q&A, except for a smattering of points from Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. If I were to brag about something, I would tell you I am the first user on SFF to earn a tag badge in Harry Potter and the first user to earn a tag badge site wide. I'm DVK-on-Ahch-To's partner in crime. Email: slytherincess[at]gmail[dot]com. You are always welcome to email me offsite. Pictures!

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‘Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?’
Severus Snape to Albus Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows


Pottermore Sorting - a Slytherin

^ J.K. Rowling, via Pottermore, affirms what I've known since the first time I read Philosopher's Stone: I'm pretty sure I'd be in Slytherin ... Oh, yes, I definitely would be ... And, yes. I'm still bitter about the house cup.

Moaning Myrtle in the prefect's bath - *Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire*

"*Oh! Hello, Harry ... Long time no see ... *"

Moaning Myrtle to Harry - Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

O HAI THAR ...

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya - The Princess Bride

Slytherin House Crest

Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) and Dan Radcliffe (Harry Potter)

Seeker to Seeker ...

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