No, I am your father. - Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back
Man walks down the street in a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything. - Wash, Firefly
See ya in another life brotha. - Desmond, LOST
Avengers assemble! - Captain America, Various
It’s about the cones. Never forget that. -Ben, Parks and Recreation
That actually is... pretty funny... - The Joker, Batman: Arkham City
Well, I don’t know what I expected. -Michael, Arrested Development
Life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. -Deadpool, Deadpool