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Magikarp Master

By day I have pretend arguments with my enemies in my head. I never lose.

By night, I dance my troubles away and sing for my supper.

I like finding men's watches that fit my tiny tiny wrists, and making my own furniture.

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  • In a dark lonely corner of the tavern, brooding as I sip my Diva Daiquri
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  • Last seen Aug 9 '17 at 10:24

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81 Why did Gilderoy try to mend Harry's arm? Jul 13 '17
75 Did the robot that saved Spooner's life in I, Robot break the 2nd law of robotics? Jul 12 '17
67 Why don't the students of Hogwarts write with ballpoint pens? Jun 27 '17
55 Why didn't Voldemort show up on the Marauders Map? Jul 31 '17
52 Why don't lightsabers have guards? Jul 21 '17
42 How does the Kurgan's sword work? Jul 20 '17
36 Is an Animagus's age reflected in their animal form? Jul 18 '17
28 How does Shadowcat keep her clothes on? Aug 2 '17
18 Why didn't the mask work in front of Dr Neuman? Jun 30 '17
18 How do the Amazons like Wonder Woman avoid extinction if they live in an island with no men? Jul 10 '17
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