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Magikarp Master

By day I have pretend arguments with my enemies in my head. I never lose.

By night, I dance my troubles away and sing for my supper.

I like finding men's watches that fit my tiny tiny wrists, and making my own furniture.

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  • In a dark lonely corner of the tavern, brooding as I sip my Diva Daiquri
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  • Last seen Aug 9 '17 at 10:24

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