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The Death Star, Alderaan System
I am a Sith Lord who will ask and answer questions about Star Wars or anything else that I might recognize.
I also play the tuba.
CORNY JOKES WARNING: READ ONLY IF YOU HAVE A TASTE FOR CORN
Darth Vader Related Chokes (HA! See what I did there):
"Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, director."
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? ----- To get to the Dark Side.
“Luke… I’m reading a great book about Force levitation… I can’t put it down.”
“Luke… did you know R2D2 used to work for me? …He asked to be paid under the table.”
“Luke… I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built… It was riveting, Luke. It was riveting…”
Other Star Wars jokes:
Which program does a Jedi use to open PDF files? ----- Adobe Wan Kenobi
Why is Yoda such a good gardener? ----- Because he has a green thumb.
Jabba the Hutt is fat. How fat? So fat, Obi-Wan took a closer look and said, "That's no moon."
The Star Wars text crawl walks into a bar. “Get outta my pub!” the bartender yells. “We don’t serve your type here.”
The Death Star’s shield generator walks into a bar. The bartender scowls and says, “Alright pal, I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
An Ewok strolls into a bar and says to the bartender, “I’ll have a whiskey and …… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“Dunno,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”
A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?”
“I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?”
Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”