In the early 1990s, local television network affiliates across North America aired this promotional advertisement for The Next Generation, featuring a song sung to the tune of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire":
Jean-Luc, Geordi's specs
Mysteries on the holodecks
Asteroids, triple droids
Telepathic Betazoids
Transporter, deadly claw
Visitor from L.A. Law
Photons, no Kirk
Captain has gone berserkShuttlecraft, Counselor Troi
Doctor Crusher's little boy
Klingon rites, parasites
New heights, phaser fights
Data's head, Tasha's dead
Riker's hangin' by a thread
Celebration, transformation
Everyone to battle stationsWe didn't start the series
It's the Next Generation on your favourite station
We didn't start the series
But when we are gone it will still be on and on and on...
Who performed this song?
I haven't been able to find a web site or other source with this information.
(Bonus: Who wrote the lyrics?)